Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

who smells? •Liam

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Susie has Autism

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

obama is a good president

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Pavel Novak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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