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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

dog

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Vagina-Boob

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Penis

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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