Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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BUTTERFARTING

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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