- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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