- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

An asian walks out of math class

AVI IS A FAG

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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