A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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womens rights

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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