knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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The WNBA

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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