What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Woman's Rights.

Anti Joke

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