- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Q: What's the point? A: .

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Poopsack Jones

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Tennesse

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

robin, get in the car.

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