Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Anti Joke

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