There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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planking.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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