- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Penis

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

ballsack

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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