If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Asians

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

i love antijokes

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

imadewords

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Sit on Santas lap Boner

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

I'm gay.

Sex. That is all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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