Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What do you call Obama? - the president

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

women leaving the kitchen

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Your mum is dead

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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