Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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