Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Paul Dylan King!

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Womens' rights.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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potatoes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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women's lacrosse.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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666 im christian

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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