- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

A Mexican walks into a club.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Womens rights

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

ROSS G IS OBESE

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Penis.

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