What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Google Doodles

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Steve Jobs.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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An asian walks out of math class

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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