What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Hello

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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How do magnets work?

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What is worse

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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