My Girlfriend

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

I have read the Terms of Service.

So dont touch it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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