what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Chuck Norris

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Poop

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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OGC - tilt your head

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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imadewords

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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