- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

b

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Rebecca Black

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

planking.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

cory is gay

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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