A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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