You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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