- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Bin Laden is dead.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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