Nickelback.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

MICHAEL

Communism

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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