- Anti Joke

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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