Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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