I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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