Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

My Girlfriend

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

NEVER

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

I am really good at math debating

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Woman's Rights.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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