Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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hi

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Women's sports.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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