- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Once upon a time.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Sarah Palin is President

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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