- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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