nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Tim's gay.

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