Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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women's rights.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Penis!

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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