What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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