"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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A bar walks into your mother.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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