What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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