- Anti Joke

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

weiner? balls

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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