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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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