- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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