What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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YOLO

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Haha

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Pavel Novak

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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