Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Penis!

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Nickelback.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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