Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

planking.

Vagina-Boob

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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