Sex. That is all.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

I'm gay.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Men's rights.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Hummer.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Will you marry me?

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Hitler is my role model

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...