RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Banana(s)

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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