Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Small titties.

NEVER

Hello

The WNBA.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

"Hello." "Hi."

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

minorities.

Anti Joke

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