There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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25

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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womens rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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