Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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My mom just died....

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Steve Jobs.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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cory is gay

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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