What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

your mother is so lesbian

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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