Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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