- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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