how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Anne Frank.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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