What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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planking.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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8=D

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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