I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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9/11/2001

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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