How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Steve Jobs.

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balls in ya mouf

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Penis in a box.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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women's rights.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Vagina-Boob

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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