A baby seal walks into a club...

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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women have rights

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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