only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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the your face joke

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Women's rights.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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