Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Microsoft Windows

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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