- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

A Mexican walks into a club.

The Holocaust

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Womens' rights.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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