Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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