What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

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