- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

Womens rights.

If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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