- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

Obama is a good president.

Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

Womens rights.

What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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