How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Womens rights.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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