:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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Womens rights.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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