A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

Womens rights.

Obama is a good president.

Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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