Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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