- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??