- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do magnets work?

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Sex. That is all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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