What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A bar walks into your mother.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Anne Frank.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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