onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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