Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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planking.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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So dont touch it

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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