Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Penis.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Justin Bieber

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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