- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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