- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

you just lost the game!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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