What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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