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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

"Hello." "Hi."

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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