Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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NEVER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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My Girlfriend

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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YOLO

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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I am really good at math debating

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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