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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A bar walks into your mother.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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