What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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potato farming

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The glass is half an hour.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Hi colton

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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