- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

The WNBA.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

the your face joke

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Women's rights.

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