Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Teen pregnancy

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

My mom just died....

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

whats funny? ebola and 911

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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