- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

The glass is half an hour.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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