- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

potatoes

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Penis.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What is brown and sticky?

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