How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

brett is a dick

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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