What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Rebecca Black

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Steve Jobs.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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